There's no denying that Cynthia Bailey's hair is gorgeous and Melissa Gorga of RHONJ was in the running but Joyce Giraud de Ohoven of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills took the top prize. Let's face it, she looks like she should be a model in a shampoo commercial.

LIsa Vanderpump of Beverly Hills was awfully glad she said something bitchy and NeNe Leakes of Atlanta wanted all the alcohol but the quote that made us choke on our popcorn was Lisa Hochstein's from The Real Housewives of Miami, "I want to be banged like a chicken cutlet every now and again." Enough said.

Joanna Krupa's wedding gown on The Real Housewives of Miami certainly turned heads and Teresa Guidice luncheon outfit made us look twice in New Jersey but it was Kenya's replica of Phaedra net swimsuit, with added padding on The Real Housewives of Atlanta that we can't get out of our minds, even though we wish we could.

What's a Housewives show without its agitators. New Jersey has Kim D. and Orange County has Slade but none of them compare to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Faye Resnick. Whether she's being someone else's mouthpiece or speaking her warped mind, she can always be counted on to stir up trouble.

The Real Housewives reunions always involve some tears and back stabbing but we were surprised when during The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion Kenya accused Phaedra's husband Apollo of pursuing her. Apollo's response, "I really don't care much for her." But Kenya says, " Maybe you should stop texting me then."

The Real Housewives of New Jersey kids were going diva and Ramona's going bug eyed in NYC, but Vicki could teach Miley Cyrus a little something about tongue action with her lollipop video on The Real Housewives of Orange County.

Kenya Moore was twirling in Atlanta and Carlton Gebbia got witchy in Beverly Hills but Aviva Drescher won our vote over on The Real Housewives of New York City. Between her hatred of Ramona and her sleazy father, Aviva was the craziest new Housewife.

Joanna Krupa's bachelorette party turned into a topless girls gone wild on the Real Housewives of Miami and Ken and Mauricio's joint birthday bash may have been cursed in Beverly Hills but NeNe's Pillow Talk Party on The Real Housewives of Atlanta had more twists and turns than anyone expected. Punches were thrown, ribs were fractured, and Kandi was ready to throw down with everyone. Who knew pillow talk could turn this dangerous?

This award was going to go to Joe vs. Joe on The Real Housewives of New Jersey but when Porsha on The Real Housewives of Atlanta thought the Underground Railroad was an actual railroad even though her grandfather was a prominent civil rights leader, well we're still trying to pick our jaw up off the floor.