Entourage Season 1 Quotes

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We've just finished uploading the Entourage quotes from the entire first season!  Here's some highlights from the debut season of one of our favorite shows on television.

Ari: I'm ready to go, baby. I'm like R. Kelly at recess | permalink
Sherpa: I'm a fan man.... When's the next season of Viking Quest dude?
Drama: It got canceled seven years ago.
Sherpa: .....bummer | permalink
Vince: I can't watch myself again.
Drama: I love watching myself.
Eric: Too bad the audience doesn't. | permalink
The Entourage Gang
Vince: What do you think E?
Eric: I think it cost more than the houses we grew up in.
Turtle: A F**king Subaru costs more than the houses we grew up in. | permalink
Drama: Why you gotta use $47 lotion to whack off?
Turtle: I got sensitive skin | permalink
Ari [about Eric]: Guy doesn't wanna make money. He's a communist.
Ari [to Eric]: You a communist? Or you a socialist? Or didn't they teach you the difference at Pepperoni U? | permalink

Look forward to even more fun quotes from everyone's favorite mooches as we do all five seasons of Entourage.

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Entourage Quotes

They drive that way in Tienanmen Square, bitch?

Ari

Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn

Entourage Music

  Song Artist
Song Lemon And Lime Daniel Lenz
Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
Song Shutterbugg Big Boi iTunes