Entourage Season 5 Quotes

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Season five sure was a short season of Entourage but at least it ended on a high note for the boys!  We saw Vince hit an all time low after the crash and burn of Medellin as no one was willing to work with the guy. 

We saw Ari and E do what it takes to get Vince on the big budget Smoke Jumpers and then that movie go up in flames.  Finally, the season finale saw a glimmer of home for Vince when he landed a Scorsese movie.  Along the way, Vince, Ari and the boys gave us some decent quotes during season 5

Ari, Vincent, and E

Here's a sampling of our favorites:

Ari: Let me be heard this time and I swear to God, you will be stronger than you ever were. Like Lance Armstrong, but with two balls | permalink
Eric: Ah, I'm feeling real confident now Ari...
Ari: Your physical appearance has left you no reason to ever feel confident. | permalink
Ari: What time is the luncheon? I'd love to show up!
Babs: Um...there's no men allowed.
Ari: So it's more of a rug-munching than a luncheon! | permalink
Ari: Relax, it's all gonna be alright.
Vince: Why?
Ari: Because the Jew has arrived, and he doesn't like Germans! | permalink
Ari: Gus doesn't think he's right for it.
E: How do you know?
Ari: Because unlike you, my workday starts before reading page six. | permalink

You can read the rest of the quotes in our Entourage quotes section!

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Entourage Quotes

Ari: I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question: basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But now to turn around and gang up on me! I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with. And just so we're clear; I don't care about any of them. They're all just a number: Like Wife number one and Therapist number seven. Good day!
[Ari walks out]
Mrs. Gold: You're really only our fifth

Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her

Drama

Entourage Music

  Song Artist
Song Lemon And Lime Daniel Lenz
Soul of a man Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
Song Shutterbugg Big Boi iTunes