"The Lyin', the Bitch and the Wardrobe" Recap and Quotes Live

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Last night was the first episode in Lipstick Jungle's new time slot and it was a fanastic one!  Victory debuted her new line at her store opening and it was no easy task,  Nico meanwhile got to know Megan's baby, Charlie, and Wendy found a script she wants to make into a movie. 

Victory, Wendy and Nico and Bubbly

Oh and did we mention Joe bought a 14 karat engagement ring?  Quite a lot happened and have a complete "The Lyin', the Bitch and the Wardrobe" recap for you to catch up on.

We've also added a bunch of amazing quotes from the episode and here's a small sample of them:

Roy: You want some lunch?
Victory: What? Why?
Roy: I thought you'd like to eat something besides your finger nails and crystal light | permalink
Wendy: I gotta pitch to someone who knew Paul Newman had a career before a salad dressing | permalink
Nico: Why is this so complicated?
Wendy: Because you were in junior high when he was conceived | permalink
We will be adding the pictures and clips from the episode on Monday.  We couldn't make you wait all weekend for our recap and quotes!

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Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.