I know what I want. I want to be with you and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make that happen.

Kirby [to Nico]

Joe: That was fun.
Victory: Were we at the same party?

Ellen: Mr. Ford have you had anything to eat yet? Do you eat fish, curry?
Mrs. Ford: Don't ask him, he only likes three flavors, salt, ketchup, and burnt.

Nico: I haven't felt this alone since I was married
Wendy: You might not want to share that thought at the engagement party

Joe: How do you think they felt about me?
Victory: I think it went very well
Joe: Really?
Victory: Yea. Joe they met you like 8 hours ago and trust me they never met anyone like you before.
Joe: You think you can frame that so I don't sound like the creature from the black lagoon

Victory: I'm sorry
Joe: For?
Victory: You have to understand who my parents are. A wedding is not a wedding to them if it doesn't last 5 days. My dad's toasts are longer than most German operas.
Joe: Victory..
Victory: My family is so close it's not even a family, it's like a cult

Wendy: Maddie, we've discussed this. Paul is too old for you. If I can't trust you when you leave this house, then you're only going to leave the house for school
Maddie: Fine! Put the ankle bracelet on me since you couldn't put it on dad!

Wendy: Okay look, if you're grossed out by the word salmon skin, let's just go back to the pork chops. Your parents eat meat right?
Victory: My parents will still be eating the dinner rolls they stole from Joe's plane.

Shane: I think I'm going to need another bag
Wendy: I can send you some things
Shane: I'm not really keen on the postal system handling my underwear
Wendy: I'm not really keen on you going on tour not wearing any

Wendy [about Maddie]: Remind me why I was so eager to hear her first words
Shane: Oh the good times will come around again darling. Soon she'll be 16 and she'll stop talking to us all together

Griffin: Look at you already back to work
Nico: Well, the holidays are over
Griffin: Mmm, they don't have to be

Victory: Don't you still want to marry me?
Joe: I do... but...
Victory: No but. Just I do. I may not be able to bank roll you mr bennett... yet... but I know how to keep you looking sharp. You own my heart, Joe. Whatever else you do or don't have, you'll always own my heart.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.