The Office Recap: "Two Weeks"

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There were no Jerry Maguire quotes, but there was a clear homage as Pam Beesly pulled a Dorothy of sorts and following Michael Scott out the door of Dunder-Mifflin.

Their next step? Founding the Michael Scott Paper Co. (or whatever his start-up will be named). To say this has disaster written all over it would be an understatement.

Elsewhere on The Office, new V.P. Charles Miner (guest star Idris Elba) continues to be hard for anyone to read. He is, after all, a completely serious, humorless man, which makes him a virtual fish out of water in this particular work environment.

Follow the link for a recap of last night's episode, "Two Weeks" ...

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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

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