I don’t want to be the guy here, you know. I Like Stanley is the crossword puzzle guy and Angela has cats. I don’t want a thing here, you know. I don’t want to be the something guy..

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"A couple of years ago here on Earth, The Office cocreator Greg Daniels and his leading man on the NBC hit, Steve Carell, had already been tossing around the idea of collaborating again when the actor took a meeting with Netflix to discuss potential projects. Around the same time, the U.S. government announced plans for a sixth branch of the armed forces to operate beyond the Earth's atmosphere — a topic that came up during Carell's sit-down with the streaming service."
"So I got a call from Steve saying, 'What about something on Space Force?' recalls Daniels. "I was like, 'Duh.'"
-TV Insider May 20, 2020

I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder-Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?


Everything I have I owe to this job...this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job.


Creed: I still have my medal from that.
Angela: Do you even have a mattress?
Creed: No, but I still have my medal from that.

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.


Dwight: If you're ever in the area, you'll always have a place to stay...in my barn.
Jim: There it is.

I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.


Dwight: I can't believe you came.
Michael: That's what she said.

Jim: I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.
Dwight: Waste of a good hatchet.

I never thought I'd say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow.


I have six roommates, which are better than friends because they have to give you one month's notice before they leave.


The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.


David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.