Girl-fights! Tonight's episode of Californication was full of them and we loved it!

Claws Out: Becca and Chelsea got into a real fight! The two besties break into fisticuffs when tempers flare over their parents' recent indiscretion. Unfortunately, we didn't see any of the action, but just hearing about it was reward enough. Oh, and seeing Chelsea's nasty black eye - nice work, Becca! So what if the girls are getting expelled? Becca was leaving at the end of the semester anyway to move to NYC! 

As an aside, can Hank and the gang really move as a family out to NYC? Could the show still go on if they were based on the east coast? The show is called Californication after all... 

Claws Bared: Karen has her claws ready to attack Felicia Koons. Her hatred for Felicia is pretty hilarious. When she finds out about the affair Hank had with her, she seems appalled! It's almost as if she is more embarrassed that he chose Felicia than she is angry that he'd cheat on her!

Even before she knew about Hank's affair with her, she hated the woman - gosh, she is so pretentious, isn't she? I love how Karen can't stand anything about her - she was even irritated at her ass-kissing with the school principal when she was trying to help their daughters out. All of the little facial expression and mumblings under her breath about Felicia are little gems in this story line! 

In another aside, does anyone know why Charlie automatically knew Marcy was hiding in Rick Springfield's trailer when he found the lobster in the cooler? Is that one of Marcy's weird sexual games? The girl has so many, it's hard to keep track. I'm so intrigued!

Check out the full recap of tonight's episode, "Mr. Bad Example," and tell us what your favorite moments were! 

A few of our favorite Californication quotes from the hour are below:

Charlie: Do you know how long its been since I've heard you say those three little words?
Marcy: Eat my clam? | permalink

Rick Springfield: Plus, you know, charity events are like ground zero for single p***y. | permalink

Charlie: Like your dream crush now, Marcy?
Marcy: It's like watching a figure skater fall. | permalink

Karen: (To Felicia) You say one more word to me and I will show you where Becca learned to throw down! | permalink