Eastwick Review: "Red Ants and Black Widows"

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It may not have been as edge of your seat as it was last week, but Eastwick still has the magical ability to keep us watching and wanting more. These three girls have yet to bore us with any unoriginal plot lines and their tangle web that they weave is just beginning. 

It is a very very sad world that we will have to live in now that the resident hottie - Chad - is dead. Oh vell - things look like they will most definitely be heating up between Roxie and Darryl now that he is gone. This could be a very good thing - who knows? He sure is hot in that creepy - up to no good - kind of way.

Roxie and Chad

Joanna still has the whole "woe is me" bit playing on...maybe a little too long? I guess she did almost die last week. This week brings a very new and fine young man named Max to take her place at the paper. Dayum! Break me off a piece of that...paging...new couple alert! New couple alert! Who needs four eyes Will when you can have some sexual chocolate?

As for Kat, her new power to heal will most def. come in handy as the season progresses. Maybe with Roxie's old vision of her being killed off by her neighbor Jaime? I see a revolt of the old against the new witches occurring - and so far, it looks like Kat has the strongest powers of all.

Overall, this week proves itself that it can come back to life with the new after such an amazing deathly episode. Don't just take our word for it - if you haven't already watched it, watch it. Then read our recap and tell us what you think!

Never forgetting that humor is important in a dramatic comedy, Eastwick serves it up! Here are a few of our personal favorite quotes from last night's episode.

Darryl: Maybe just maybe - that hammer wasn't just a hammer. | permalink

Penny: It's not the spoon that bends - it's only your self. | permalink

Joanna: I have SAP - Super Awesome Powers. | permalink

Max: (speaking to Joanna) Did you flash him your boobs?! | permalink

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Eastwick Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

I'm suppose to follow the signs, but I don't know what that means.


I have SAP - Super Awesome Powers.