When Friends opened its third season with "The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy," Rachel would forever leave an imprint on the minds of Ross and nerds everywhere as she donned the infamous Princess Leia bikini costume.
Then were some other episodes. Like you, know, Ross and Rachel breaking up, Monica dating a millionaire played by Jon Favreau, and Phoebe meeting her half-brother played by Giovanni Ribisi. Either way, I think you get our point: Friends season three rocked.
So if you're ready to relive the finer moments of the season, go ahead and browse the best collection of Friends quotes or just check out some of our favorites from the third season:
Joey: You hide my underwear, I'm wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of stealing somebody's underpants!
Joey: Look at me, I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando... | permalink
Chandler: Okay Joe, I gotta ask. The hot girl from the xerox place buck naked (He gestures with his one hand), or a big tub of jam (He gestures with his other hand)?
Joey: Put your hands together. | permalink
Chandler: So I catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down.
Monica: That is never good.
Chandler: Then I got all needy and clingy.
Monica: You didn't beg, did you?
Chandler: I said please.
Monica: Well, was it please with one E in the middle of it or lots of E's?
Chandler: Oh, dear lord, I begged. | permalink
Isabella Rossellini: Oh, you know what? You were on my list of five goofy coffeehouse guys I could sleep with, but yesterday you got bumped for that guy over there! | permalink
Janice: I'm sorry, I find it hard to believe that a group of people that spend this much time together as you guys do, have never bumped uglies. | permalink
Ross: So, Dr. Green, how's the old boat.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Ross: It gives it a nice antique-y look.
Dr. Green: Rust is boat cancer, Ross.
Ross: Wow, I'm sorry. When I was a kid I lost a bike to that. | permalink
Rachel: Phoebe, you're in pain. Would you just go to the dentist? Just go.
Phoebe: Alright, fine, fine. But if you're my next victim, don't come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set.
Rachel: I promise.
Phoebe: Although, don't feel like you can't visit. | permalink
Chandler: Hey Joey, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Uh... well the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: And the other Dutch come from somewhere near the Netherlands right?
Joey: Nice try, see the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from. | permalink
Gunther: Rachel, remind me to review with you which pot is regular and which pot is decaf.
Rachel: Can't I just look at the handles?
Gunther: You would think. | permalink
Phoebe: Ooh! We can eat the wax! It's organic!
Chandler: Oh boy, food with hair on it.
Phoebe: Well, not the used wax!
Chandler: Because that would be crazy? | permalink
Rachel: Oh my god! Chandler, you're smoking again.
Chandler: Shut up, you're not my real mom! | permalink
Monica: I gave you a key for emergencies.
Phoebe: We were out of Doritos. | permalink
Phoebe: Do you guys know anything about chicks?
Chandler: Fowl? No. Women? No. | permalink
Joey: I don't get you, Kate. First you hate me, then you sleep with me, then you want nothing to do with me, and now you want me again?
Kate: What, you've never dated an actress before? | permalink
Joey: What happened to playing the field?
Phoebe: Well, it doesn't feel like playing anymore, it feels like work. It's like I'm working in the field! | permalink
Monica: I gotta go water Pete's plants. You know what? If he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants.
Chandler: Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants, if you know what I mean.
Joey: Or... ha, ha! We could go over there and pee on them! | permalink
Rachel: Do you think it's easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Ross: You know what, hey! You're the one who ended it! Remember?
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you! Not because I stopped loving you! | permalink
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