Saved by the Bell turns 25 years old today.
Indeed, it's been that long since NBC first introduced viewers to The Max... and to time outs... and to an untold number of high school pranks... and, of course, to the largest cellphone in the history of mankind.
In honor of this anniversary, we've compiled a list of 11 life lessons learned from Zack, Slater, Screech, Lisa, Jessie, Kelly and company; from how to respond when someone offers you drugs to whether or not you should kiss your best friend's crush.
Flip around, be taken back in time don't break down and be so scared, readers. Just like riding home from ET on your bike, it'll be okay...