Ava Coleman is the school's clueless and cantankerous principal.

More interested in social media than her professional duties, Ava's attitude and ineptitude often bring her into conflict with Janine.

Ava Coleman Quotes

Ava: Why don't those church ladies like you, Barb?
Barbara: I'm too modern for them. I'm not Christian enough for them.
Ava: All because you got a few piercings? If anybody can appreciate a few extra holes in their bodies, it's Jesus.

Remember, practicing is more important than your homework. And if any of your teachers disagree, I can and will fire them.

Ava
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Abbott Elementary Quotes

He fine. Can I have your fake brother's real number? I'd like to climb that family tree.

Ava

Student: Mr. Eddie, I accidentally brought my seed to my mouth and accidentally ate it.
Gregory: Well, let's think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel?
Student: Yes
Gregory: Ok, let's go to the nurse.