Abbott Elementary
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Ava: We all know the real reason you came back is to see Questlove.
Janine: Ava, Questlove is not coming here.
Emily: There will be cake, there will be fun.
Simon: There will be blood oaths!
Yeah, it's the end of an era, but Janine will always have a special place with all of us. I mean, it's because of her I realized Abbott is where I'm meant to be. So it's great to see her find where she is meant to be.
Gregory
Ava: Ava Fest, on the other hand, is going to be special. I just have to come up with a way to take it over the top. A way to make it unhinged.
Melissa: Have you ever tried just being hinged?
Gregory: You know, we make a really good team.
Janine: Yeah, we do.
Mr. Johnson is single-handedly responsible for keeping most of the toilets in this joint running some of the time.
Melissa
Thank you guys. This was not an easy decision to make. I mean, I hemmed, and I hawed...heck, I almost pussyfooted.
Janine
Janine: As you all know, my fellowship at the district is coming to an end.
Ava: Ooh, girl, don't remind me. My doomsday countdown clock is set to the day that you're back.
Janine: Stop.
Jacob: Well, well, well. If it isn't the autobots. Or should I say decepticons?
Ava: I'm already not enjoying this conversation.
So, here is a poem by Robert Frost, and when I hit this button, it will tell us if Frost was a robot and my entire life has been a lie.
Jacob
People overlook community colleges the same way they overlook public schools.
Janine
Hello lads, I'm Bister Bohnson from Babbott Belementary, where I work as a teacher, not as a janitor, although I have immense respect for the work they do.
Mr. Johnson
