Hank Moody is a man with writer's block.

Living in California, following a move from New York City, he has trouble balancing all the factors in his life: there's his struggling career, his relationship with his daughter and ex-girlfriend and, of course, his desire for beautiful women. Many come and go from his bed.

Moody also enjoys his drinking and his drugging. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Hank Moody Quotes

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you f--cking douche!

Hank Moody

Movie Karen: Why does he love her so much? I mean what is it about her?
Hank: I don't know. I don't think I've ever known. I think sometimes you get it right the first time and then it defines your life. It becomes who you are.

Californication Quotes

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile, you f--cking douche!

Hank Moody

Welcome to the place where time stands still, where whiskey flows and always will. Your liver never pickles your heart never aches. You can fuck till your dick is cunt-ent.

Lou