Meredith Palmer is a character on The Office. She is played by Kate Flannery.

Meredith is the quiet Supplier Relations representative at fictitious paper distributor Dunder Mifflin. From what we know, Meredith is twice divorced and has battled addictions to booze and sex.

She is likely an alcoholic, as she complains that people talk too loudly and that the office lights are too bright in the morning. She was once even seen ingesting hand sanitizer for alcohol. Yeah.

Meredith Palmer Quotes

Yeah, I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat!

Meredith

Meredith: She could be your soul mate.
Dwight: Oh, not likely. Three billion women on the planet, most of them live in Asia, so the numbers just don't add up.
Oscar: It's possible.
Kelly: She could be.
Michael: Believe me its nothing. I hardly even talked to her we just, we were lying there next to each other, I think our blood bags touched.
Kelly: Aww.

The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.

Andy