Michael Kelso

Michael Allen Kelso is the pretty boy of the group on That 70's Show. Throughout the series he has an on-and-off again relationship with Jackie, but that never stops his womanizing ways.

Michael Kelso Quotes

(Eric's car battery is dead)
Randy (The Mechanic): So, what, you want a battery? 'Cause I can get you a battery.
Eric: Are they cheap, or possibly free?
Randy (The Mechanic): Thirty-two bucks, minimum.
Kelso: Alright, I'll tell you what. We'll trade you our battery plus five bucks for one of your batteries.

Donna: Oh, have I told you how incredibly attractive you are Eric?
Eric: No.
Kelso: You told me he was cute.
Donna: No I didn't.
Kelso: I remember, 'cause you said not to say anything in front of Eric.

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That 70's Show Quotes

Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.
Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.

Kitty: Well, the kids are off. I wonder where they went.
Red: Out of town.
Kitty: How do you know?
Red: I told them not to.

That 70's Show

That 70's Show Photos

Midge Pinciotti Picture
Bob Pinciotti Picture
The Good Son Picture
Hyde Moves In Picture
Grandma's Dead Picture
Smaller Pong Paddles
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