Peter Paul "Paulie Walnuts" Gualtieri starts off as a captain in the Soprano crime family and is later an underboss.

Paulie Walnuts Quotes

Christopher: (frustrated by his lack of progress writing a screenplay) Bought a scriptwriting program and everything.
Paulie: My advice? Put that thing down awhile. We go get our joints copped, the words will come blowin' out your ass.

Ariel: Yes, may I help you?
Paulie: That depends, are you Ariel?
Ariel: That also depends, are you a bill collector?

The Sopranos Quotes

Junior: A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." (short pause) You don't get it?
Bobby: I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?

I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning! All right? So leave the fucking, cocksucking cheese where it is!

Silvio