Ross Geller is a bit of the nerd of the group of Friends, but definitely a member as his sister is Monica and Chandler was his friend from college.  Ross startts off as a paleontologist at the New York Museum of Natural History and later becomes a professor at NYU.

Ross is infamous for his on-and-off again relationship with Rachel, that ends with them having a kid together and mostly in the on-stage.

Of course, we can't write a bio for Ross without mentioning his three failed marriages to: lesbian Carol (who he had a kid with), Emily, and Rachel (which got annulled).

Ross Geller Quotes

Rachel: Daddy! Daddy listen to me! It's like all my life everyone's told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!" Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat? No I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat. It's a metaphor Daddy!
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?

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Friends Quotes

(Joey is watching "Wheel of Fortune", the letters read _OUNT RUSH _ORE)
Joey: This guy is so stupid. It's Count Rushmore.
Chandler: You know you should really go on this show.
(Later in this scene)
Chandler: Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore.
Joey: Yeah? Then who's the guy who painted the faces on the mountain?

Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night. Saturday night!
Joey: No plans, huh?
Chandler: Not a one.