Ross Geller is a bit of the nerd of the group of Friends, but definitely a member as his sister is Monica and Chandler was his friend from college.  Ross startts off as a paleontologist at the New York Museum of Natural History and later becomes a professor at NYU.

Ross is infamous for his on-and-off again relationship with Rachel, that ends with them having a kid together and mostly in the on-stage.

Of course, we can't write a bio for Ross without mentioning his three failed marriages to: lesbian Carol (who he had a kid with), Emily, and Rachel (which got annulled).

Ross Geller Quotes

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?

Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?

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Friends Quotes

Joey: Hey, Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King?
Phoebe: Yeah, so please, please, please, don't say anything to Chandler.
Joey: (Sounding offended) You want me to lie to Chandler?
Phoebe: Is that a problem?
Joey: No.

Chandler: Alright I'd like to propose a toast, a little toast here. Ding, ding! I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you planned, but for me, this has been really great. You know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway I was just thinking, I mean, if you had gone to Vail or if you guys had been with your family or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff ... we wouldn't be all together you know, so I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm very thankful that all your Thanksgivings sucked.
Everyone Else: That's so sweet!
Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas!
Rachel: And a crappy new year.
Chandler: Here, Here!