Troy may not be the brightest student, but he was meant to go to a real college thanks in part to his football scholarship.  However, when an injury he got from doing a keg stand made him ineligible, he ended up joining Jeff's crew of misfits at Glendale Community College

Troy Quotes

Jeff: Hey troy sneezes like a girl
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy... that didn't come out right

Shirley: Pierce has always been on my watch list.
Troy: That dude is crazy. He told me girls have two pee holes

Community Quotes

Sensible night, appropriate night.
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.

Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]

Annie: How much effort am I worth?
Jeff: I'd break a light sweat.