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Turtle
Turtle is a childhood friend of Vince and is primarily the driver and gopher for the group. Turtle's real name is never mentioned and he's usually hanging out with Drama and Vince and "E" go about their daily business.
Turtle Quotes
Johnny "Drama" Chase: We don't wanna tell you she's a bitch, then two weeks later you get back together and you're mad at us for saying that.
Eric Murphy: It's over.
Drama and Turtle: She's a bitch!
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Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn
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Entourage Quotes
Ari: I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question: basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that could either fix it or make her a mute. But now to turn around and gang up on me! I have work to do! I have hundreds of clients to deal with. And just so we're clear; I don't care about any of them. They're all just a number: Like Wife number one and Therapist number seven. Good day!
[Ari walks out]
Mrs. Gold: You're really only our fifth
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Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her
Drama
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Entourage Music
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Lemon And Lime | Daniel Lenz | |
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Soul Of A Man | Beck | iTunes |
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Shutterbugg | Big Boi | iTunes |
