Lorelai: Hi, Mom. Emily: Lorelai, my goodness, this is a surprise. Is it Easter already? Lorelai: (sounding uncomfortable) No, I just, uh, finished up my business class and I thought I would stop by. Emily: To see me? Lorelai: Yes. Emily: Well, isn't that nice. Come in. Lorelai: Thanks. (They walk to the living room.) Lorelai: The place looks great. Emily: It hasn't changed. Lorelai: Well, there you go. How are the girls at the bridge club? Emily: Old. Lorelai: Well... good. (Lorelai and Emily sit, opposite to each other) Emily: You said you were taking a business class? Lorelai: Yeah, mmhmm, yeah. I'm taking a business class at the college twice a week. I'm sure I told you. Emily: Well, if you're sure then you must have. (she pauses) Would you like some tea? Lorelai: I would love some coffee. Richard: (calling from another room) Emily? I'm home. Emily: We're in here. (Richard walks into the living room) Lorelai: Hi, Dad. Richard: What is it, Christmas already?
Lorelai: (speaking to Luke) Wow, you look nice. Really nice. Luke: I had a meeting earlier at the bank. They like collars. You look nice, too. Lorelai: I had a flagellation to go to. Luke: So, what'll you have? Lorelai: Coffee, in a vat. Rory: I'll have coffee also. And chili fries. Luke: That's quite a refined palate you got there. (Luke walks to the counter) Lorelai: (to Rory) Behold the healing powers of a bath.