Useless Chart

Useless Chart

Ryan's company has nine days before bankruptcy. How will he fix this problem? He won't.
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A Natural Poet

A Natural Poet

How do you distract yourself from going into labor? By having Ryan read some poetry, of course.
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Ryan Howard Photo

Ryan Howard Photo

Ryan Howard (B.J. Novak) is one of many hilarious characters on NBC's The Office. Just don't put the guy in charge. He has a thing for fraud and cocaine.
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Ryan Howard Picture

Ryan Howard Picture

Ryan Howard is a character on The Office who starts out as a temp and ends up being a corporate boss.
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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael