Kelso: I don't see why you can't just serve us our food, Frank. We are paying customers, you know? Frank: Hey, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I could serve hot dogs to teenagers. Kelso: You have both your legs, Frank. Frank: Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.
(waiting for Eric and wondering where he is) Kelso: Maybe we should check the school morgue. Hyde: Kelso, the school doesn't have a morgue. Kelso: Then what do we pay all those taxes for? Hyde: You know what kills me? You do better in school than I do.