Recap

Eric gets a new friend, and Hyde and Kelso can't stand him. However, soon Eric's new friend puts a move on him, thinking he's also gay. Red makes his first sale at work.

Show:
That 70's Show
Season:
Episode Number:
11

That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Kelso: I don't see why you can't just serve us our food, Frank. We are paying customers, you know?
Frank: Hey, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I could serve hot dogs to teenagers.
Kelso: You have both your legs, Frank.
Frank: Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.

(waiting for Eric and wondering where he is)
Kelso: Maybe we should check the school morgue.
Hyde: Kelso, the school doesn't have a morgue.
Kelso: Then what do we pay all those taxes for?
Hyde: You know what kills me? You do better in school than I do.