Barney: All my life I have dared to go past what is possible. Interviewer: To the impossible? Barney: Actually, past that. To the place where the possible and the impossible meet, to become... the possimpible. Lily: The possimpible? Really? Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and visionâ€”Visitivity
Barney: Lottery girl's on. Robin: I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die. Barney: Check it out, I made a little game. Lottery Girl: And tonight's lotto numbers are: 19, Barney: Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he would get you into Vogue Magazine. Lotto Girl: 53, Barney: Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue Magazine. Lotto Girl: 22, Barney: Age you claim you are. Lotto Girl: 31, Barney: Age you actually are. Lotto Girl: 45, Barney: Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress and into my Jacuzzi. Lotto Girl: And tonight's Super Big Ball is... Barney: What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What Up!