Penny: Dave is not smarter than you, he's an idiot. Leonard: Really? Why would you say that? Penny: Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend. Leonard: He tried to take nude photos of you? Penny: That's what you took from that?
Sheldon: If I were to give you this gift basket, based on that action alone, and no other data, infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us. Employee: Excuse me? Sheldon: Here. [gives woman gift basket] Now, are we friends, colleagues, lovers? Are you my grandmother? Employee: I don't understand what you're talking about, and you're making me a little uncomfortable. Wolowitz: See, sounds just like you and Penny. We'll take it.