The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Does it get any funnier than The Big Bang Theory quotes? There's a reason why this is the highest rated sitcom on television. And that has a lot to do with these Big Bang Theory quotes.
Sheldon: I spoke with Leonard's mother, and she made me feel better.
Leonard: I don't know who you talked to, but that wasn't my mother.
Hey look at that. You've got a Raj, we've got a Stuart, maybe we should take them to the park and let them run around together.Howard
Penny: It's like that science thing. For every action you have a gigantic and annoying reaction.
Leonard: Just when I thought you couldn't get any hotter...
Sheldon: Well, I think it's very nice that you're helping out our friend.
Leonard: I think it's nice that you're taking whatever medication Amy is clearly giving you.
That would be amazing. I was literally just looking at my moving boxes trying to figure out which one to live in.Raj
If you like meatloaf, I'm sure you'll like its cousin, bowl of meat.Howard
So they're both trying to make each other happy, and the end result is that they make each other sad? That's hilarious.Sheldon
Oh, Double Stuffed Oreos. I remember when I could afford you.Raj
Leonard: I don't want to take my shirt off at Comic-Con.
Sheldon: If I may speak for Comic-Con, we don't want that either.
If you don't know how to make lasagna, Google does.Bernadette
Penny: Please, I went to your boring thing last month!
Amy: My aunt's funeral?
Oh, let me guess. You guys are planning your fantasy accounting firms.Penny