The Big Bang Theory Quotes
Does it get any funnier than The Big Bang Theory quotes? There's a reason why this is the highest rated sitcom on television. And that has a lot to do with these Big Bang Theory quotes.
Now while you scold us, I'm going to get a knife and fork. Joe may be sloppy, but Sheldon's not.Sheldon
I don't know. I am her precious little boy, and you did take my flower.Sheldon
It was fine, other than the weird tasting juice Amy gave me. I slept the whole way.Sheldon
Good Lord, is that mistletoe? Do you maniacs not own a calendar?Sheldon
Oh you know, the Lone Star state, that should be its yelp rating.Sheldon
I thought I'd let Harry Potter... make things hotter.Amy
I'm not sure. Earlier tonight things began organically and now it's feeling forced... like all the Pirate's of the Caribbean sequels.Sheldon
Raj: Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.
Penny: Well, that was fast. Did she sneeze the baby out?
Childbirth, looming coitis. This is a banner night for female genitals!Sheldon
Sheldon: This is for you. I was going to wrap it but touching Scotch tape gives me the heebie jeebies.
Amy: I'll put it on the list with peaches and felt.
He's expecting a newspaper in the morning. Apparently, they still make them.Sheldon
Hey, this pregnancy had an emotionally needy third wheel way before you came along.Raj