Memoirs of a Geiss-Ha

Memoirs of a Geiss-Ha

Wow. You think 30 Rock has outdone itself with the puns, but they never cease to amaze. Don Geiss really is the man, too.

30 Rock Season 4 Episode 6 Quotes

Global warming? Sorry, sir, that's just scientist talk. The same people who say my grandfather was a monkey. If that's true, why was he killed by a monkey?


I can't afford this place by myself, and judging from your shoes and teeth, you can't either.