Chandler: (About Joey finishing his cereal, licking his spoon, and putting it back in the silverware drawer) The spoon. You licked and, and you put. You licked and you put! Joey: Yeah, so. Chandler: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. (Joey looks sheepish) You used my toothbrush? Joey: Well, that was only because I used the red one to unclog the drain. Chandler: Mine is the red one! Oh God. Can open, worms everywhere. Joey: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap? Chandler: Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning. Joey: All right, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Jack: Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50 I got the Porsche. You... you got your own little speedster. Richard: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that. Jack: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou... Ross: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.