Mary and Son

Mary and Son

Marty Kaan has an answer for everything. Except when it comes to his confused, cross-dressing son.

House of Lies Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Marty: You, the one who started this whole thing from your dorm room while spanking the monkey before your eight o'clock.
Doug: God, he's takin' me back.
Jeannie: Mmm me too.

I bet your dad has to piss vodka just to get a blowie.