Frank: (to Liam) I understand the McPoyle bloodline is very strong. Liam: Legions of us, thousands sturdy, once ruled this fine land. Our bloodline was as pure as the driven snow. Dee: Then what happened? Liam: Syphilis killed about half of us.
Frank: (*after a bat bites him*) I just got tagged by a bat! I got tagged! Suck out the poison, Dee! I'll give you $200 if you suck it out. (*Dee sucks on Frank's head*) Frank: Suck it harder! Mac: Did you swallow it?! Dee: Yeah, I swallowed it. Mac: Make yourself throw up! Charlie: You swallowed the poison! Dennis: Bats don't have poison!