As far as mottos go, Khloe Kardashian may wanna work on one that's a bit more inspiring.

The Kardashians are back! This is a promotional photo for the back half of season 9.

Yup, this is a photo of Kris Jenner in pole dancing class. We wish it were not.

The Kardashians are back!!! As you can see, this makes Kris Jenner very happy.

Did you catch the premiere of Resurrection on ABC? It featured loved ones coming back from the dead.

This is not Kim Kardashian's best look. She is shedding some tears over her sister's broken marriage.

The family sits around and talks Khloe's marriage in this sad scene from Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9.

Poor Khloe Kardashian. She is realizing that her marriage to Lamar Odom is over.

Bruce Jenner has a reason to be happy in this Keeping Up with the Kardashians scene. He i celebrating his birthday with loved ones.

Wheee! Kris and Bruce try talking about Kendall's future while riding a roller coaster in this scene.

What are these?!? Spatulas?!? Khloe finalli convinces her mom that they have too much stuff and can have a yard sale.

Kourtney thinks the family could use a yard sale. For instance: who needs this many peelers?!?