You guys have never dealt with something of this magnitude.

Kendall

It’s a lot of work to be front and center. It’s easier to be in the background.

Kris

I want to be a part of the new Jane Fonda and Suzanne Somers.

Khloe

Kim said she was moving in for a “couple weeks”… She stayed for three years!

Kris

Kim: You're teaching us bribing, lying, scamming...
Kris: They're life lessons.

My mom’s other kids are dead to her after this Sak’s trip.

Khloe

Why is it fun to be mom’s favorite? I don’t know what that’s like.

Khloe

Khloe: You’ve never been to one of my Good American meetings.
Kim: You never come to my makeup meetings.

Yiddish? What the f*%k is Yiddish?

Kim

I am the foundation of lemon cake.

Kris

Thank God I’m on the list.

Khloe

Why don’t we not talk about our vibes?

Kim