
Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Sundays 9:00 PM on E!Keeping Up with the Kardashians Quotes
You guys have never dealt with something of this magnitude.
Kendall
It’s a lot of work to be front and center. It’s easier to be in the background.
Kris
I want to be a part of the new Jane Fonda and Suzanne Somers.
Khloe
Kim said she was moving in for a “couple weeks”… She stayed for three years!
Kris
Kim: You're teaching us bribing, lying, scamming...
Kris: They're life lessons.
My mom’s other kids are dead to her after this Sak’s trip.
Khloe
Why is it fun to be mom’s favorite? I don’t know what that’s like.
Khloe
Khloe: You’ve never been to one of my Good American meetings.
Kim: You never come to my makeup meetings.
Yiddish? What the f*%k is Yiddish?
Kim
I am the foundation of lemon cake.
Kris
Thank God I’m on the list.
Khloe
Why don’t we not talk about our vibes?
Kim