Angela and Michael

Angela and Michael

Who will Angela seek next on The Office?
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Gabe

Gabe

Gabe has made a solid impression on viewers of The Office. Still, we'd like to see Erin end up with Andy.
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Stanley

Stanley

Stanley of The Office is always good for a witty line or two.
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Mike Scott Pic

Mike Scott Pic

Mike, as in Michael Scott. This guy runs a tight ship at Dunder Mifflin. A real tight ship.
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The Office Wallpaper

The Office Wallpaper

Greetings, cast members of The Office. This is an old wallpaper because NBC is terrible at releasing actual photos from new episodes.
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The Staff Prepares

The Staff Prepares

The staff prepares for the premiere of their documentary on The Office. "A.A.R.M" is the 22nd episode of the show's ninth episode.
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Andy's Band

Andy's Band

Andy forms a band on the episode "The Sting." We'd buy a CD from this trio, wouldn't you?
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Michael Scott and Holly Flax

Michael Scott and Holly Flax

Michael Scott (Steve Carell) and Holly Flax (Amy Ryan) are busy rapping. Man they're so nerdy and perfect for each other.
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Darryl and Erin

Darryl and Erin

Darryl and Erin on the Season 6 finale of The Office. What a couple of great, supporting characters.
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Michael Scott on the Lecture Circuit

Michael Scott on the Lecture Circuit

Michael Scott takes to the lecture circuit to share his secrets to success. Seriously.
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Office Newlyweds

Office Newlyweds

Pam and Jim weren't smiling for long this week. Not with Michael potentially sleeping with her mom and all.
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How Far Will Dwight Go?

How Far Will Dwight Go?

How far will Dwight go to stop Nellie's charity efforts on The Office. "Roy's Wedding" is the second episode of the show's ninth season.
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The Office Quotes

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael