Alan dons a pink version of the traditional real estate agent blazer as he helps his mother as her assistant to learn a little extra cash to get his own pad.
Alan: I was on a date with Melissa Charlie: How'd it go? Alan: She broke up with me and I may have to register as a sex offender Charlie: So at least you had fun
Charlie [about Chelsea and Jake]: ...and one of you has to go, guess who that will be? Jake: Why, because you sleep with her? Charlie: Good for you, why do people think you're stupid?
