Berta and Marty

Berta sits down to talk with television producer Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner).

Charlie and Berta Relax

Charlie and Berta sit down on the couch to watch some television and relax while Alan cooks.

Charlie Advises Jake

Charlie gives Jake a little advice on infidelity when his girlfriend Celeste goes out of town for the holidays.

Evelyn and Marty

Evelyn invites legendary television producer, Marty Pepper (played by guest star Carl Reiner) to their Christmas dinner. He looks thrilled.

Traditional Christmas Dinner

Charlie sits at the head of the table for a nice traditional Christmas dinner that we can't imagine goes as planned.

The Guys in the Kitchen

Charlie and Jake come to join Alan in the kitchen while he prepares the Christmas feast.

Charlie Plays, Alan Sings

Charlie plays the piano while Alan sings some classic holiday songs and looks like embarrassing Evelyn in the process.

Evelyn and Berta Talk to Marty

Evelyn and Berta talk to legendary television producer Marty Pepper (guest star Carl Reiner).

Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 11 Quotes

Alan [about Marty]: Mom, are you and he...
Evelyn: Good Lord, no. The man is a thousand years old. It's a wonder his scrotum doesn't get tangled up in the wheels.

Charlie: Speaking of generosity, check out what I got Chelsea.
Alan: Diamond earrings, nice.
Charlie: Yeah, she dropped a couple hints about stuff she wanted, but I wasn't really listening, so I bought her these.