Lorelai: You need three highlighters? Rory: Yes. Lorelai: Three? Rory: Yes. Lorelai: That's a very random number. Rory: Three is not a random number. Lorelai: I mean, how did you get to the number three? Rory: One dries up, one gets lost, I have one left. Lorelai: You've really thought this out. Rory: Yes, I have. Lorelai: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
(about Max knowing his way around the kitchen) Rory: He has much knowledge. Lorelai: We shall form a cult around him. Rory: Build a statue many stories high. Lorelai: We shall grow our hair long and stop bathing.