Mrs. Cooper: Hermoine Lodge. Park Ave Princess to cater waiter. Mrs. Lodge: Alice Cooper. No longer lactose intolerant, I see. Mrs. Cooper: How's Veronica? Oh, you don't even know, do you? The things they're saying about your daughter at school? Mrs. Lodge: What things? Mrs. Cooper: Slut-shaming. It's what they call it when sluts get shamed.
Betty: You should be writing about the real story. What happened to Jason? Who was holding him captive? Why was he frozen? And who shot that gun on July 4? Mrs. Cooper: Yes, well if you're so keen on reporting, then why don't you come work with your father and me? The Register could really use a Lois Lane type like you.