Alice: First off, I’d like to say this is a wonderful place to raise a family. Many a fort were built by my two girls in this very room. Betty: And bonus, it’s also where my serial killer father showed us creepy snuff films. Alice: [She laughs] Elizabeth! Shouldn’t you be at school? [Alice changes topics] Alice: We have wonderful schools in this district. Oh, I see that you eying the fireplace, which is original to this house. Betty: Yes, which comes with accessories, like the shovel, which my mother used to knock out my father, the notorious serial killer, “The Black Hood.” Alice: It’s true, you can Google it. But make sure you look up “Alice Cooper” and not “Alice Smith.” It’s all there. Or try “Murder House on Elm Street.” That’s this house.
Mrs. Cooper: Hermoine Lodge. Park Ave Princess to cater waiter. Mrs. Lodge: Alice Cooper. No longer lactose intolerant, I see. Mrs. Cooper: How's Veronica? Oh, you don't even know, do you? The things they're saying about your daughter at school? Mrs. Lodge: What things? Mrs. Cooper: Slut-shaming. It's what they call it when sluts get shamed.