Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school? [Xander, Buffy and Willow walk away] Xander: Oh, yeah, that’s a plan. Because lots of schools are not hellmouths. Willow: Maybe you can blow something up? They’re really strict about that. Buffy: I was thinking of a more subtle approach. You know, like excessive not studying. [Giles touches his glasses] Giles: The earth is doomed.
Xander: Okay, this is where I have a problem. See, because we’re having a talk about vampires. We’re having a talk...with vampires in it. Willow: Isn’t that what we saw last night? Buffy: No. No, those weren’t vampires. Those were just guys in a serious need of a facial. Or maybe they had rabies? It could’ve been rabies! And that guy turning into dust... just trick of light. [Xander gives her a look] Buffy: That’s exactly what I said the first time I saw a vampire. Well, after I was done with the screaming part. Willow: Oh, I need to sit down. Buffy: You are sitting down. Willow: Oh...good for me.