Alright Skydaddy, let's do this thing. Gosh. I haven't been in this position since I was...

Alright Skydaddy, let's do this thing. Gosh. I haven't been in this position since I was looking for Sandy Duncan's glass eye on the bathroom floor. She wouldn't have sex with me unless we found it, which we never did. We had to settle for a bunch of mouth stuff but this is probably not a great prayer. So, I just don't see any way out of this stupid thing, and I was hopin' that you could show me. I'll wait. [short pause] Still waitin'.

Jim

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Brockmire Season 3 Episode 3: "The Yips"
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Jim: I don't have time, Shirley. The Yips are like a missing child. The first 24 hours are everyting. If you don't solve it by then, you might as well start checking dumpsters and ever-expanding concentric circles for what's left of my career!
Jim: Dammit. I thought sobriety was supposed to solve my problems, not invent new ones.
Shirley: Sobriety just reveals the problems you've been avoiding with drugs and alcohol.
Jim: Seriously?
Shirley: Mmm hmm.
Jim: Because I've got about 40 years of problems stacked up here. I can barely get through five seasons of Friday Night Lights.
Shirley: Oh, you should. It's really good.
Jim: After I watch Breakin' Bad.
Shirley: You haven't seen Breaking Bad?
Jim: Don't binge shame me, Shirley. I'm barely hanging on here.

Jim: Hugh the Human Pooper Scooper was deeply committed to the SCAT lifestyle. He used to actually pay prostitutes to squat over a glass coffee table...
Filmographer: You know Jim, I actually think we're good.
Jim: Wait. I have more.

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