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Dwight: I say this with all due respect because I know what you’re capable of, but I’m not trying to build …

Dwight: Form follows function. Have you ever heard that expression? I don’t know what form this thing is following, but it’s …

Dwight: Hey! Is everyone fuckin’ high here? Bodhi: What did you expect? You chose to have a mock trial in a …

Ben: Why are you a fucking priest, David? David: Wow, that’s a way to put it. Ben: I mean, you and …

David: I wish I had two lives. One for God, and one for you. Kristen: I wish I had two lives. …

David: Mother Nature is pissed.

Dr. Boggs: We both saw the same thing, right? Sheryl: A man from accounting ripping off his skin to reveal that …

Sheryl: I’m the f*ckin’ storm, Oscar.

Kristen: You don’t just go over and break into a neighbor’s house! I can’t believe I need to make that a …

Lexis: Little boy. Where are you?