I tried to tell you… you chose the wrong side.Meisner
You don’t wanna go in there. ‘Cause you’re already in there. Might get a little awkward.Wu
We should have killed Renard when we *didn’t* have the chance.Wu
What if one of her teachers give her a timeout? It could turn into a permanent timeout for the teacher!Adalind [regarding Diana]
This is and will always be an equal opportunity family and I will throw quiche and a hissy fit at anyone who says otherwise.Frank
We can't keep being each other's consolation prize, Jamie.Eddie
If I shoot you, is that considered suicide?Nick [as Renard]
Chicks, we're not suppose to be the heroes, we're suppose to be the damsels in distress waiting to be rescued by guys like you, not the ones doing the rescuing.Eddie
I don't have a penis, so when I take out two armed perps, it's an assault on my date's manhood.Eddie
Danny: You guys are going to go over speed limits, right?
DMW tester: It's a comprehensive road test, covering all the driving laws of the State of Hawaii.
Danny: Comprehensive meaning like driving on sidewalks, hopping curbs, going under semi trucks, stuff like that?
Jamie: And he likes you because?
Eddie: Because who wouldn't?
Well I’d like to beat the crap out of you, but guess what, sometimes we don’t always get what we want, do we?Danny