Raven: I was worried that he was going to be a little arrogant.
Raven's mom: That's what I thought.

Kara: Okay, look. I'm flattered, but I'm not going to marry you, Mxyzptlk.
Mxyzptlk: You know it's funny. I'm all seeing and all powerful, but that's one of the few things I can't make you do. That and make you fall in love with me, and/or stop you from killing yourself, and/or make you drink orange juice for some reason.

Corinne, I could not be more excited to meet Raquel.


Marissa: Ok, I don't want to sound self-serving here but I think it's a smart move for you to hire me.
Diane: Oh. Good to know. Thank you.
Marissa: No seriously, you need an assistant. I can do whatever you want around here and I'm not that expensive. What are you paying?
Diane: Why don't you just leave your resume, Marissa.
Marissa: I don't have one. I'm much better in person anyway. Look, just hire me for one day, just until you get someone better and I promise, you won't get someone better.

Andrea Stevens: I wondered if you and I could talk some time, Lucca.
Lucca: We can talk right now.
Andrea: Well I just hate doing it here in a public place but... (motions to follow her)
Lucca: So, what's the offer?
Andrea: Offer? No, I just wanted to know where you got your hair cut. I just love the bangs so much.

Diane: Maia's good and she's motivated.
Adrian: That Rindell kid? Sure, everybody hates her, great way to mold a fighter.

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Maia: I think we'll have to get back to you.
Andrea Stevens: Ok, in the next two hours or we go back to court and destroy you.
Lucca: Mrs. Stevens, I have an answer for you now.
Andrea: Oh great.
Lucca: My hair stylist's number.

I will work hard toward neither supinating nor pronating toward one side or the other.

Judge Abernathy

Maia: It's like we're paying for all those years of happiness.
Amy: That's your parents, it doesn't have to be you. You can be as happy as you want.

I used to lie about mom and dad fighting just so I wouldn't seem so weird.


People can lie and still be telling the truth. Nobody's 100% of any one thing.


Sweetheart, you were a job.
Kensi. Maybe. Or maybe I made you feel like losing a leg didn't matter.