Jonah: If he was even alive, why would you give him up?
Biff: Uh, you think I'm a man of honor? I'm a cockroach.

Cliff: Sorry to disturb your night terror.
Vic: It wasn't a night terror.
Cliff: Spooky wet dream then.

Stefan: You can't kill Andre.
Vivian: Why not?
Stefan: Because we don't go around killing people.

Did this undecipherable code involve altering the first letter of names and leaving everything else unchanged?

Fritz

Eli: If you don't mind me asking, why me? Why did you come to me?
George Michael: Well, you might think I'm the odd one now. But (brief pause) the other night I had a dream, and in the dream I was completely lost when someone told me I needed to find a lawyer. (pauses) Named Eli Stone.

Hope: Oh, I miss you, too, Vernon.
Doc: Oh, I am just so glad that you're' in one piece.

Cat: Is that what happened with mom? Things got too difficult. So much for your big speech about sacrifices.
Bob: I never said love was unconditional. At some point, enough is enough.

We were raised to believe we should eat dog sh*t and you get use to eating dog sh*t.

Charmaine

Why would you apologize for a random act of physical interaction? Y'know, these are the moments that make life so gloriously unpredictable... You're a very tall man.

Stamets

To protect and serve, that's what you were supposed to do.

Mrs. Josiah

If we had a big to do every time you came back to the GCPD, we'd never catch any of the bad guys.

Bullock

People of New New York, take a lesson from the 20th century. Stop all this pain-in-the-ass recycling and throw your garbage on the floor... Go ahead. Just chuck it any old place like I used to. Your city is counting on you.

Fry