Favorite Quotes
Wow. I'm not gonna lie. That kind of stirred up my feelings.
Lucious [to Cookie]
I think it's time Gotham had a woman's touch.
Barbara
Claudia: You sure this is the best place to launch?
Tommy: Don't worry. Being poor ain't contagious.
Claudia: Don't be an asshole.
Dr. Casey: Uh, listen, I hate to be childish about this, but I have to, uh..."make". And for me that involves driving home and scrubbing the toilet seat several times with industrial-strength cleanser. So, if we could just call this a tie...?
Dr. Cox: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ties are for sissies. Speaking of which, Newbie? You have been uncharacteristically quiet.
There were only three people who knew about my role in that. Rudy's never gonna talk, and the other two people are sitting right here. So I got nothing to worry about. Losing Adam was my penance, too.
Charlie
I've paid for my sins. I loved that boy like he was my own. You can't dig graves deep enough in this city to hide them from the storms. Water will get to the bodies every time. Only sure thing about the dirt beneath our feet is that it'll wash away one day. You asked me to bury something and now... here we are. Shame on us for not knowing our city better.
Homer: Oh, the song. The song. (sings) When the fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn. Something something, then you'll see: You'll avoid catastrophe! D'oh!
Ralph Angel: I was thinking, maybe, we like a thing or something? More than work friends?
Trish: Yeah, I’d like that.
Imagine the confidence a man has to have in his own genitals to take on a nickname like Big Willie.
Red
That's right. It's a flower in my rag. Say something about it. Clearly, I don't care. It makes me feel good and it's brightening my mood.
Britt
The guy thinks I'm insensitive to the needs of rabid cannibals.
Tommy
You see the dog over there thinks you killed his partner, Officer Nelson. You know what I think? I think he's right.
Nick
Simone: This is not a party.
Keisha: It is now. Hola, beautiful people.