Favorite Quotes
Myra: I set up marriages between Indian-Americans in Atlanta.
Irving: You don't say?
Devon: Stop.
Myra: Please, I'm all over this. No ring, a faint look of desperation. You're available.
Irving: He definitely is.
Devon: No, he's not.
Okay, so you're certain of his age but you don't know his name?
Gabriel
Erin: Push them daily if you want any results by the end of the year.
Woman: It's April.
Erin: Exactly.
Alex: I sent a team to scan the area. No signs of extra-terrestrial activity so we can probably rule out an alien shape-shifter, unless there's something you're not telling us.
Hank: The skirt was surprisingly comfortable, but no.
Jud: [Jimmy T's] gotta be one of the more goofier characters.
Chase: Along with you, buddy.
Alex: I know you believe in honor. There is no honor in what you are about to do.
Hank: That no longer matters.
I know you're in the business of saving people, Owen. I did not ask to be saved.
Catherine
I can heal, but what kind of lame power is that? I'm just a victim.
Claire
Gotham's gotten worse. Commissioner Gordon is dead. Batman is going to kill The Joker. You need to come back to Gotham and convince him not to do it.
Jason
Mic: Is this mom’s veil?
Ben: It is.
Grace: I mean that’s a big sign if there ever was one.
(Kang and Kodos show off the amenities on their spaceship.)
Kang: And over here is our crowning achievement in amusement technology: an electronic version of what you call table tennis.
(Kang shows off a video screen that features the vintage video game Pong.)
Kang: Your primitive paddles have been replaced by an electronic--
Bart: Hey, that's just Pong. Get with the times, man.
Homer: Marge and I played that old game before we were married.
Kang: Well, we did build this spaceship, you know.
Kodos: Anyone from a species that has mastered intergalactic travel, raise your hand.
(Kang and Kodos each raise a tentacle. Bart raises his hand, but Homer slaps it down.)
Kodos: All right, then.
Marge: Sorry. Your game is very nice.
Ava: Why did you agree to rob that mine in the first place?
Boyd: Because it's what I do. It's who I am Ava. As hard as I've been trying to pretend otherwise. Everybody else seems to know that but me.