Favorite Quotes
Stefan: It’s precision born out of tragic boredom.
Damon: All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?
And it's not about the sex. It's not... about the sex. It's about that moment afterward... when the world stops. It just feels so safe, so safe. I'm not ready to give that up. I'm not ready to give that up.
Meredith
Blair: What do we have, Chuck?
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.
(Bonnie and Joe are in bed)
Bonnie: Oh Joe, that was amazing.
Joe: I know, I was there.
Bonnie: My god, we haven't done it in so long, I'd forgotten how big you were.
Joe: I was going to say the same thing to you.
(Bonnie looks surprised)
Disappointment is anger for wimps.You don't have to be so gentle about everything. It's okay to get angry once in a while.
House
[sees Nate and Catherine on the floor] Oh my effing God!
Blair
Get this baby out of me safely and you can have whatever you want.
Meredith
Damon: What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy migraine me.
Bonnie: You’re not supposed to kill Tyler.
Two nights ago, I went to an Alicia Keys concert at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center. I had scored these great aisle seats. Anyway, after the opening act, this beautiful girl sits down next to me. And I never get to meet girls with lip rings. And she had one. I don't know exactly how this happened, but one of her friends started passing around some stuff. And they said that it was clove cigarettes. And I'm sure that it was clove cigarettes. Everybody in the aisle was doing it.
Michael
Elena: How does he look?
Damon: Pasty and pouty.
Elena: He'll have to get over it.
So I poop on the table. It's part of the miracle of life.
Meredith
If I say, "Bailey peed on me," I think it's safe to assume it's my son.
Meredith