Favorite Quotes
To abduct, kill and dispose of that many victims takes skill and sophistication. But the man in that video looks like he would have a hard time tying his own shoes.
JJ [to Rossi]
Sun Tsu would be impressed.
Elias
Van: Lottie knew he was alive, but Taissa knew where he was.
Tai: No, I didn't know.
Van: You can't deny this anymore. There is something deep inside of you that is connected to all of this.
Look, we can dance all day, but it's time to step up. Are you buying four thousand rubber nipples from me or not?
Donna
Nice hat...do they make 'em for guys?
Chuck (to Chase)
Phoebe: I saw dad naked once in the bathroom but I didn't see his thing. I bet you did. Is it big?
Cora: It's a sin to talk that way.
Phoebe: God doesn't mind if you're sick.
Holly: The first person should be a woman.
Fargo: You're playing the girl card?
Holly: You guys got the moon, we should get Titan. It's even steven!
We were hoping to have an orgy and then we realized we were one person short.
Jane
Buck: Hey. What's going on?
Bobby: They're both trapped by the same beam. We take the pressure off of him and we're squeezing her. Which one has the better shot?
Eddie: Injuries are different. But the risk is the same.
Buck: Wait, what are we saying? We gotta pick who we save?
Bobby: I'm saying, I don't think we can save them both.
It's strange, isn't it? How laying in bed, staring at the fluorescent lights can change everything?
Nick
All we want are answers.
Ben
Toby: I'll pick up the kids before you leave for classes.
Kate: Toby, wait.
Toby: Look, Kate, we don't have to make a big deal out of this. It's scorching hot, and I have to get to work, so...
Kate: Just let me say this one thing. This isn't how our story ends. Just because our marriage is over doesn't mean our story has to be over.