Favorite Quotes
Look, Myka, why don't you pull your head out of your magenta and feel the room. Something's off.
Pete
Carl: You shot no one, you flew nothing, why'd you even go there in the first place?
Ian: Relationship issues.
River: And you don't have a huge American following.
Rogelio: Yet... but together River, together, we are unstoppable. So come on, let me be the Nicole to your Reese, the Laverne to your Shirley, the Betty to your Joan.
You need more time, I gave you that. You wanted your time.
Hailey
I knew Bouchard was trouble the moment I laid eyes on him.
Bill
Isaac: You made the cut list.
Harris: What is this?
Gregson: This is a kill list.
Nadine: Surprised you're on it?
Gregson: Surprised I'm fifth.
Dr. Kelso: So, Mr. Brooks is doing peachy, huh?
Carla: Peachy-keen.
Dr. Kelso: Great. Great! A patient's improvement is always cause for celebration here at Sacred Heart. And yet, for some reason, I'm not wearing a party hat, sitting bare-ass on the hospital's copier machine. You know why? It's not because I have the name Johnny tattooed on my butt - he's an old sailor buddy, and if you went through what we did, you'd understand.
Dr.: Has this ever happened before?
Perry: Yep. Sometimes I lash out.
Pretend I need you to explain.
Dutch [to Zephyr]
You can be Thelma and I'll be Louise.
Mercedes [to Autumn]
I won't be the other man in someone's marriage.
Tony
Oscar: I just want to take this stupid board of directors by their necks. This. Is. So. Simple!
Andy: Yeah. Well you should do that. Get in line.
Oscar: Oh what a great idea, and lose my job. No thank you.
Andy: Look. Do you want to be able to tell your grandkids you stood up for yourself, during America's biggest financial crisis?
Dwight: How is he going to have grandkids.