Favorite Quotes
Harry: We're rich!
Ruby: Not ours.
Sara: Whose is it?
Ruby: Homeless. Elderly. Underserved youth. Whoever needs it the most, we'll give it to them.
Sara: Why?
Ruby: Because that's what good people do.
Monk: Let me ask you something. Are you going be telling her what's been going on at some point are you going to keep doing what you're doing?
Neil: What the hell have I been doing?
Secret Agent Kevin: Take this thing out of me.
President Kevin: Why?
Secret Agent Kevin: So we can't ever come back here again.
Brook: I feel like I'm gonna barf.
Claire: That's ok, just puke in the trash can.
Sharon: Oooh these aren't for me.
Rusty: The doorman gave me someone else's flowers?
Sharon: Yes. These are for you.
That was the day I learned to make faces out of human skin.
Alice
Watson: You wanted to be the one that found him.
Holmes: I don't do what I do for the credit.
Watson: Then why do you do it?
Tess: Sasha, did you fall [off of the balcony]?
Sasha: What do you think, baby monster?
Tess: That was scary.
Sasha: It is scary.
And if we want to look at the silver lining here, he was going to die soon anyway. So as far as murders go it's like not the worst kind of murder.
Joss
Liz: This wasn't a party!
Dennis: Tell me about it. It sucked.
Hornstock: You're going to college, period.
Sophie: That's not your call.
I am sick with love. I wanted to possess you, to fling you down upon a bed, to hold you in my arms, to walk with you beside a river, lay flowers on your pillow for when you wake.
Valmont