Can you believe that after four years, you and I are still huddled together talking about Amy and Ricky?

No one hurt me, k? No one hurts me, ever.

Adrian: You would actually let her live with Ben?
Ricky: He's really not a threat to me now, not that he ever has been.

Ok what's up with you? You usually spend the first minute or two in here trying to act as if you don't see me.

If I'm just your live in girlfriend trying to get into college while you have this big important job then I don't think you're gonna be so proud of me. And I'm not gonna be so proud of me.

Adrian: How did we get more interested in guys than ourselves.
Grace: Sex?

Listen to me and I don't say this because we were all hot for each other for a few years, I say this because we're friends. Don't marry that girl.

We're in the middle of a life changing conversation and you're going to take a phone call!?

Adrian: Why can you not accept that you need help?
Jack: Why can't anyone accept the fact that I don't need help when I've got all the help I need in Jesus Christ our lord.

That's exactly what she did. She did the right thing and now she's stuck.

Oh I forgot, my ex husband called you a pervert.

Don't go. This is what girlfriends do, talk about guys!

The Secret Life Quotes

I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you both.

George [to Amy and Ricky]

You cannot date your sister's... IMPREGNATOR!!!