Amber Holt Quotes
(to Sarah) Okay you caught me mom, I'm gonna go buy some drugs and ya know whatever else you don't want me to do cause God forbid I do something right in my life.
Amber: Dude we're not gonna smoke weed during our tutoring session.
Amber's friend: What? It's organic.
Sarah: You know, when I was your age I slept with my cousin's boyfriend.
Amber: Are you kidding?
Sarah: Yes, I didn't do that. I smoked and drank a lot, that is why you're so short
Dude I'm so sorry. But believe me, if there's one thing I know, you don't want to cash in your V chip with a cliché, or a jerk, or douche.
Amber: Poetry reading? Yeah, I'd rather sell an organ, but thanks for inviting me.
Sarah: You know what, if you don't change that attitude it may come to that, because I don't think you need both livers anyway.
Sarah: It's about flowers right?
Amber: I think it might be about your vag.
Sarah: I think I'll just try and get along with you and trust you.
Amber: OK. I'm meeting Damien and he's picking me up.
Amber: Can't you just punish me please?
Sarah: No I can't punish you, because I ran out of good punishments for you in Fresno. We'll have to see what he comes up with.
Amber: You do know what he's doing in there, don't you?
Sarah: Yes, he's getting clean.
Amber: Spanking clean.
Do not let her scare you; her bark is worse than her bite!
